Nazis name new VP candidate

From my e-mail:

The National Socialist Order of America is running John Taylor Bowles (50), a retired federal officer of the USDA, for President in 2008. Last week, Matthew Ramsey was named as his Vice-Presidential candidate running mate. Bowles’ first Vice-Presidential candidate running mate (William Hoff) was killed in an automobile accident in December 2006.

23 Responses to “Nazis name new VP candidate”

  1. Richie Says:

    yawn

  2. Michael H. Wilson Says:

    At fifty this guy is retired. What a racket!

  3. Roger Grant Says:

    Wow. I’m going to vote for them.

  4. marc french Says:

    You have my vote, We need good people for the movement

  5. marc french Says:

    You have my support,my vote. Good candidates for a good cause.

  6. Andrew Taylor Says:

    I will grudgingly give Eric Dondero credit. I do not believe that even a confused and ill-informed individual such as himself would suggest that these persons are “libertarians.”

  7. Bubba Says:

    Seriously. Do these mooks even rise to the level of a third party?

  8. Ghoststrider Says:

    We have Nazis?

  9. Sal Smith Says:

    I took at a look at his website and I agree with what he proposes and I’m not a racist either. Wow. I never thought I would vote for a Nazi for President. I thank THIRD PARTY WATCH for bringing this to my attention.

  10. Alex Peak Says:

    Some brief thoughts on the policies proposed on the above-linked website:

    “Free Health-care”

    Bad. Government healthcare kills. Get the government completely out of healthcare.

    “Zero Interest Mortgage Loans”

    Bad. Let the market control interest rates. The more the government gets involved, the more problems it creates.

    “No Foreclosure On Farms Or Homes”

    How about no taxation on farms or homes instead?

    “Humanitarian Relocation Of All Non-Whites”

    The Nazis want to enslave everyone, including whites. By denying me my natural right to live among and voluntarily associate with blacks, the Nazis thereby enslave me. They likewise enslave blacks by forcing them to move at gun-point, denying them the right to voluntarily associate with me.

    “5% Flat Tax (no other taxes)”

    Too high.

    “A Strong Constitutional Republic”

    I’d prefer a weak one.

    “Defending Traditional Marriage (not gay marriage)”

    Bad. The Nazis wish to enslave all churches by denying them of their natural right to choose what marriages to ordain and what marriages not to ordain. One size does not fit all.

    “A Strong Border Patrol”

    Bad. Let the market control immigration rates. The more the government gets involved, the more problems it creates.

    “Break wage-slavery.”

    There is only one way to do this: end all corporate welfare. This means: do away with discriminatory tariffs and excise taxes, do away with all trade embargoes, and do away with any and all regulations on businesses which serve to protect certain businesses at the expence of others (e.g. the minimum wage). Get rid of these things, and wage-slavery will be broken.

    “No Outsourcing Of American Jobs”

    Bad. Let the market control outsourcing rates. The more the government gets involved, the more problems it creates.

    Outsourcing and the threat thereof are legitimate tools that business can use to fight burdensome and illegitimate regulations by government bureaucrats. If a bunch of businesses are outsourcing, it is a sign that something is wrong with the economy. Ergo, discourage outsourcing by improving the economy; do not ban outsourcing, thereby enslaving businessmen.

    “Zero Unemployment”

    Bad. Let the market control unemployment rates. The more the government gets involved, the more problems it creates. Further, let it be noted that full employment is worthless, and that what we should be striving for is full production. If full employment were such a good thing, then no better solution could be offered for our economic woes than to pay everyone a thousand dollars a day to sit on their couches watching Dr. Phil. Of course, as any rational person will quickly notice, that would solve nothing, since production would not be at full capacity, and indeed would quickly drop down to virtually nothing.

    “Bring All The Troops Back Home”

    Good. But even a broken clock is right twice a day.

    “Reduce The Work Week To 32 Hours”

    By what means? The guns of government? Bad. Let free people choose freely whether they want to work at firms that offer longer or shorter hours. By compelling all persons to work for no more than 32 hours a week, the Nazis enslave us all.

    “No More Foreign Aid To Any Country”

    Good. But even a broken clock is right twice a day.

    “No More Separation Of Church & State”

    Bad. The more the government gets involved with religion, the more problems the government creates.

    “A Strong Social Security System”

    Bad. Let the people control their own retirements. The more the government gets involved, the more problems it creates. Social Security is a highly inefficient system that wastes money, deprives the elderly of the fruits of their labour, and disenfranchises blacks, who typically die much younger than whites.

    “Reduce the Retirement Age To 55”

    Bad. Let free people choose freely whether they want to work at firms that offer retirement at younger or older ages. By compelling all persons to retire at the age of 55, the Nazis enslave us all.

    Bad. Let the market control unemployment rates. The more the government gets involved, the more problems it creates.

    “No Taxing Of Overtime”

    Good. But even a broken clock is right twice a day.

    “Elimination Of Anti-White Laws & Holidays”

    How about the elimination of all racist laws, and of all government-recognition of holidays?

    “A Healthy Environment”

    Everyone wants a healthier environment. The best way to achieve one is to A) eliminate sovereign immunity, thus allowing people to sue the government when it pollutes, B) privatise all land and bodies of water, as private owners are better stewarts of land and water than is the government, C) do away with farm subsidies, since the money typically just goes to items that cause greater run-off, and D) do away with all subsidies to businesses and persons who pollute.

    “The Right To Bear Arms Without Government Intrusion”

    Good. But even a broken clock is right twice a day.

    By the way, since when did Nazis care about gun rights? Hitler certainly didn’t.

  11. Chris Says:

    The Nazi’s want free housing, free healthcare, a job given to them where they don’t have to work over 32 hours in the week and they can retire early, a government check every month when they do retire, they don’t what to have to pay taxes, they don’t want to have to compete with foreigners or non-whites, if they borrow money they feel that they shouldn’t have to pay for that service (interest), and if they don’t feel like paying their debts, no one should make them.

    What a bunch of lazy, worthless wastes of space.

  12. johncjackson Says:

    I would say the Nazi platform is not even worth a response, but Alex peak gave a good one.

  13. Marty Feld Says:

    I think Alex’s remarks suck. Its a good platform. I would love all those things accomplished. It seems White people would live high on the hog under Bowles since he’s gonna give the boot to lazy parasites and illegal aliens. I wasn’t going to vote in 2008; but, I will vote for Bowles now.

  14. Jennifer Wrightson Says:

    Wow! It seems Alex is full of hate and hates himself. I am a psychologist and his remarks are full of self-hate. I pity him.

  15. BillTX Says:

    32 hour work-week??

    HEIL HITLER!! lol.

  16. Alex Peak Says:

    Ms. Wrightson:

    I would like to hear more about your critique of me. Please go into more detail.

    If you need any further details for your critique of me, allow me to add that I’m a radical individualist. I also find absolutely nothing unethical or immoral about selfishness. I seek, as all humans innately do, to maximize my personal utility with every action I ever commit. I am, thus, guided by rational self-interest.

    So, now that I’ve told you a bit about myself, please tell me a bit more about me. For example, how long have I hated myself? Since I’ve been completely unaware that I possess self-hate, I should probably find out how long it has been so that I will be able to figure out what caused it.

    Also, you say I’m “full of hate.” I presume this means for other persons in addition to myself. As I was unaware that there is anyone, alive or dead, that I hate, please let me know how many people it is that I despise. I often tell myself that I do not hate this “-ists,” just the “-isms.” Is this self-critique correct, or am I deceiving myself into believing that I don’t hate any human, alive or dead?

    Finally, how did you arrive, based on my above response, to your conclusion? I’m curious as to how your conclusion follows from my response, a response that appears to me to indicate that I do not wish to be coercively subservient to any other human or group of humans.

    I am genuinely interested in what insights you have to offer me on this subject, on my supposed self-hatred. Indeed, you could say I am rationally self-interested in your response. ;)

    Mr. Feld:

    I fail to see how Mr. Bowles will give lazy parasites (i.e. politicians and bureaucrats) the boot. If anything, it appears that the lazy parasites will gain more power under national socialism.

    Cheers,
    Alex Peak

  17. Chris Says:

    It seems White people would live high on the hog under Bowles since he’s gonna give the boot to lazy parasites and illegal aliens. I wasn’t going to vote in 2008; but, I will vote for Bowles now

    Let’s repeat: The Nazi’s want free housing, free healthcare, a job given to them where they don’t have to work over 32 hours in the week and they can retire early, a government check every month when they do retire, they don’t what to have to pay taxes, they don’t want to have to compete with foreigners or non-whites, if they borrow money they feel that they shouldn’t have to pay for that service (interest), and if they don’t feel like paying their debts, no one should make them.

    Who, again, are the lazy parasites?

  18. Alex Peak Says:

    Watch out, Chris. You might be a “self-hater” for not wanting free handouts. ;)

    Cheers,
    Alex Peak

  19. paulie Says:

    The nazis I have met are generally the type who don’t get by too well without government handouts.

    I guess they aspire to become like their stereotype of non-white people: lazy, on welfare, etc.

  20. Dave Williams Says:
    1. Jennifer Wrightson Says:
      March 25th, 2008 at 6:53 am

    Wow! It seems Alex is full of hate and hates himself. I am a psychologist and his remarks are full of self-hate. I pity him.

    Wow! I pity your patients…a NAZI psychologist?!...ahahahahhahahha..holy shit!

  21. Cindy Matthews Says:

    Wow. The men sure are fighting in here. I have read Bowles’ platform and it seems it isn’t for lazy people; but, he is trying to break the wage slavery system in America. So, if you guys want to continue to pay high taxes and not have nothing to show for it (no good healthcare system, high taxes,) go ahead and slave. What’s your solution? Work Americans 80 hours a week and charge them $200 of it for healthcare. You assholes.

  22. Alex Peak Says:

    Ms. Matthews:

    I don’t know where you see fighting. Nobody takes Nazis seriously; all I see is some good-natured discussion.

    You say he’s trying to break the wage slavery system in America? But, is he? I explain above the only way that it can be broken. I have not heard any specific plans from Mr. Bowles, although I admit that that doesn’t necessarily mean he lacks one. Nevertheless, unless he sides with what I’ve written above, he will be wholly unable to accomplish this goal. And given that he is a socialist, I doubt he agrees with my solution.

    As for your assertion that we anti-Nazis believe in high taxes, I can guarentee you that at least two of the anti-Nazis in this thread actually want to abolish taxation, since we view taxation as theft, and theft as slavery.

    As for healthcare, I created a page on my website about the issue. Anyone who truly wants affordable healthcare would be well-recommended to check out the articles and such that I list.

    Cheers,
    Alex Peak

  23. Cindy Matthews Says:

    OMG. A libertarian. Now I know I will puke. pghhhlllltttt. I’ve dated Libertarians before and they suck at sex. hehe

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